With the latest attempt on the life of president George W Bush by a deranged Iranian backed fanatic, a new threat to the middle east peace process is looming.This attack was carried by using a hand launched anti-personnel shoe, a frightening new development in the proliferation of WMDs.
However Muntazer al-Zaidi claims that he was not attacking president Bush. He claimed that throwing one’s shoe at someone was a old Iraqi custom for showing approval for some one. When asked why he threw a second shoe, he replied “that’s how much President Bush performance in Iraq impressed me”
However, the Israeli foreign minister to the UN has raised fears of Iran, and their possible development of an ICBS or Inter-Continental Ballistic Shoe.
Israeli intelligence sources claim that such a missile could have a range of 1500 to 2000 miles bringing Israel and much of Europe within its range.
Sources for Mossad also claimed that back as far as 2003, both Adidas and Nike were approached by Iran for the possible development of such a weapon and were now working on a long range shoe.
But a spokesman for Adidas claimed that their long range shoe was a long distance running shoe and posed no threat to world peace.
Mossad however dismissed such claims and said that the technology was now in the hands of Iranian developers.
He added that Mossad agents inside Iran had noted that Iranians are now forced to remove their shoes before entering Mosques. This practice was noticed all over Iran and clearly pointed to the stockpiling of shoes for future tests.Worryingly, other sources also report the frightening new development of stockpiling shoes at the entrances to mosques throughout the Muslim world, clear proof of Iran's power in mobilizing support.
A ship carrying aid to Gaza was stopped by the Israeli navy and when searched, was found to be carrying among other things, a consignment of children's shoes.
Israeli premier said it was a miracle that nobody was injured.
The shoes were later removed and destroyed by army bomb disposal.
In Tikrit Iraq, the home town of Saddam Hussein, construction may have started on a long range version of the shoe missile used in the terror strike on president Bush.
Intelligence Photos issued by the CIA show the sheer scale of the development. "The missile complex is cleverly disguised as the town square" a CIA source claimed. White house officials are concerned that such a missile could be used in another 9/11 style attack.
